Flyer News: How Is Life Treating You On Stonemill?

Ryan Schmidt: It's A Close Walk To Class. And Living With The Six Other Guys Next Door Is Like Living With 12 Guys In One House.

Trevor Farris: Always Someone To Hang Out With, Play Some Video Games, Drink Some Beers.

Fn: What's The Best Perk Your House?

Tf: Two Toilets

Tim Leimkuehler: Dishwasher.

Rs: The Two-minute Walk To Kettering

Labs Because We're All Engineers,

And The 12 Beautiful Ladies That Live Across The Street.

Fn: What's In Your House?

Pat Joice: We Got An Hd Projector And Foosball.

Rs & Tl: Five, Six, Seven, Eight Refrigerators.

Tl: Seven Tvs.

Fn: Why So Many?

Pj: Everyone Has Their Own Tv And Refrigerator.

Tf: Living At UD For The Last Year, We Are Trying To Get Our Money's Worth.

Pj: We've Blown The Fuses 16 Times In Two Weeks.

Fn: What's Usually In Your Fridge?

Tl: Sushi.

Rs: Burger, Steaks, Condiments.

Pj: We're Condiment Kings.

Tl: All The Fridges Are For Different Things: One For Beer, One For Coke And Vitamin Water, Gatorade And Liquor.

Rs: Push-pops And Popsicles.

Fn: What's Up With The Antlers Hanging

On The Wall?

Tl: Pat Joyce Is Our Hunter And Grandpa.

Rs: Grandpa Joyce.

Fn: How Did You Handle The Blackout?

Pj: We All Bought Camping Gear - See The Lantern?

Tl: We Stole Power Across The Street.

Rs: We Were Watching Tv During The Black Out And Had A Gigantic Extension

Cord, Until The Cops Told Us To Clean It Up.

Fn: When Your Other Friends Come By What Can They Always Find?

Tf: Adult Beverages.

Tl: A Couch To Sleep On.

Rs: We Have A Lost And Found On Top Of Our Fridge For All The People Who Have Left Stuff Sleeping Over At The House.

Fn: Final Thoughts?

Tl: Grab Life By The Horns.

Rs: And Check Her Id To Make Sure She Was Born In 1990.