Flyer News: How is life on 637 Irving treating you?

Diana Toth: Redrunkulous.

Britnie Caskey: Wristlet-slapping great.



FN: What should everyone know about you or your house?

Christina Nicholas: We're ahead of you in the superiority of the shot ... I feel like I have to preface that. There's this kid that insisted on jumping in front of us in line for shots, and that just doesn't happen. So I said, "I'm ahead of you in the superiority of the shot."

Caroline Andary: We should probably also tell everyone to come here because it's really cool here, and if you win at beer pong, you get to sign our table.

CN: And we like to dance on tables.

CA: We all do.

DT: Hold on, I have to text someone and tell them I'm going to be late.

CA: Ok, Hollywood.

CN: Dramatic.



FN: Finish this sentence: When your friends stop by 637 Irving, they can always find...

Kate Tracey: The Kate cup on the wall.

DT: Kate's so bad at beer pong that she's more likely to make a cup in that (points to single solo cup taped to opposite wall several feet from beer pong table) than anywhere on the table. If someone makes a cup in the Kate cup, Kate wins.



FN: Anything else?

CN: And that cat that we've been hiding in the closet, Hercules. It's non-existence but we tell Britnie it's there.

CA: On a side note, Britnie hates animals.

CN: She takes being a vegetarian very seriously.

BC: Don't give me bacon ranch.



FN: Do you have any house traditions?

CA: If someone wants to write a note to someone, we like to put a note with the stuffed animal of someone in question.

DT: This one time Caroline took a piece of paper, burnt the edges, wrote the note and then left it on top of my teddy bear which I found when I came home ... Me and Christina have these two teddy bears. They're old and decrepit looking.

CN: Ok let's not go that far. He's not decrepit.

DT: Also, we like insulting each other.

CA: We like low blows especially.

KT: And too soons.

DT: I love too soon jokes.



FN: What is your porch most used for?

CA: It's where Britnie kills plants.

BC: It never rained!

CA: You never watered them.

BC: I watered them.

CN: She hates animals, and she destroys plants ... such an environmentalist.



FN: What's a must-have for a 637 Irving party?

BC: Well we've only have had one party, and it was Britney Spears themed.

KT: Don Q. And the "Britnie Be Cool" list.

DT: Me and Britnie were riding around in a limo, and our friend Debbie's boyfriend made a CD of typical dance songs. And Brit was like, "Diana, I don't know any of this music." So I made her a playlist, and it's titled "Britnie Be Cool."

BC: I sound like the biggest loser. I don't know Diana's music. I hate plants. And animals.

KT: But people will think you are cool because you drink Don Q.



FN: When you open your fridge, what's usually in it?

CN: Fake meat.

BC: Veggie burgers.

DT: But if you look very closely, the vegetarian items and the regular items can't touch in the freezer.

BC: That's not true.

DT: She throws a tantrum every time.

BC: Ok. If you put a pack of hotdogs next to my veggie burgers, I'm going to move them.

CN: We try to get Britnie to eat meat. She did one time.

BC: I didn't eat it. I spit it out.



FN: Any house rules?

CN: If you do a favor for someone, they have to buy you dinner.

BC: I just heard about this yesterday.

CN: How did you not know? It's been enforced since the beginning of the year.



FN: Any downfalls to 627 Irving?

CN: Yeah, location.

CA: We occasionally are called freshmen walking down Irving because people think we're coming from Stuart.



FN: Do you have any nicknames for each other?

CA: So many it hurts.

KT: How much time do you have?

CN: We call Kate Lucky Charm.

CA: And Potato because she's Irish.

CA: We call her Kate Monster. That's like her first nickname.

DT: We call Caroline Staples.

CN: Diana is just ... Do we have any nicknames for Diana?

BC: Drama. Big spoon.

CN: Britnie is B-cask. And I'm Yang.



FN: Like Christina Yang?

CN: [sighs] Yeah.



FN: Any final thoughts or philosophies?

All: FACE.